NAZI BELIEF PROVES WORTHY OF ATTENTION?

Leiterhosthen Labs, Munich, Germany- Researchers in the Institute For Religious Sciences (IFRS) claimed on Tuesday that they have found Adolph Hitler's belief of a perfect race of peoples to be, not only scientifically possible, but also a much more reliable source of life.

Scientists in Germany have, for generations, been tracking the lives and events of the Scheiser family. 

"Years of studies have shown that the family's life was much more irritable during the late 1930s and early 1950s, when Ludwig Hans Scheiser married his daughter to a Hebrew, and the same effect when the children were married to Africans in the late 1950s," Stated Dr. Hans Schvein Steinbrooke, "Though, in the early 1980s, when Lisa Scheiser was married to a blonde, caucasian, their life became much more relaxed, and their children grew up to be very polite, well-mannered citizens, not to mention they were also much sexier than their older relatives."

Following this study, a new law has been passed in Germany stating that all men and women above the age of 18 are permitted to have all reproductive DNA removed of all non-Aryan traits. The Prime Minister of Germany has also stated his plans for a future religion Enforcement. Citizens of Germany have also claimed their opinion on the matter:

"I don't know what others may believe," said former American, Brooke Dunchfeldt, "But I think that as long as this thing keeps up, we may not be able to stop the planet from receiving a biological holocaust."