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Saturday, March 28, 2009

CRAZED LEPER ESCAPES COLONY, TERRORIZES CITY

Gargascagar Islands, North Syrbet- The Molokai'Iki leper colony has, for generations, been the only home of the excluded lepers of Syrbet. The far-off colony has kept to itself very peacefully over the past six centuries, until, on August 12th, the first member to leave the camp did.
The escape by raft over 200 miles of sea caused an outbreak of the disease in a coastal city called Jambodia. The leper, whom scientists claim, had gone mad with hunger, despair, and cabin fever, a typical insanity which comes over people trapped in a small place over a long period of time, had entered the homes of forty six people, and hugged them all.
When local police looked into the case the next morning, they found that over sixty five people had already been diagnosed with the early symptoms of leprocy, and the disease was still spreading.
Local police were able to track the whereabouts of the terrorist through the city. The leper was in the last cycle of the disease and was beginning to lose body parts at a rapid pace. Police tracked him through the streets, alleyways, and office buildings by following his trail of dismembered body parts. When authorities found him, he was already dead, his body lying in the Ghyshee River, where his body had been pulled up to shore by the current, after he had apparently jumped to his death.
When police arrived in the city, they were able to successfully quarentine the disease, and take the new leper victims to the Molokai'Iki leper colony via ferry, though studies indicate that one civilian attacked by the terrorist was able to leave the city before police arrived. A search has been assigned to catch the infected citizen before the disease is spread.

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